What do you say to telemarketers?

[***Ice Queen***]

Everyone hates teleemarketer calls correct? well yesterday in school me and some of my friends started thinking of things to say to telemarketers so they won't call back or they'd hang up immediately.
for example:
1. Will you marry me?
2. Can you call me back? I'm in the middle of sex
3. You will die in 7 days
4. Can you hold on? My purse is on fire
5. I'll call you back after I'm done chopping up the body (I do not advise you to use this one unless you want the police kicking down your door)
and so on
I want to see what you all can come up with weather it be funny, vulgar, strange, creepy and so on and so forth.
*insert cheezy smile and thumbs up* ;D

[Celeste]

I answered with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" once. XD They laughed too hard and had to hang up.

[skittles]

Can you wait just a minute my house is on fire.

*i'm not good at this lol*

[Celeste]

Hold on, I'm shaving my llama.

[***Ice Queen***]

"I'm sorry but the person you are trying to get a hold of is dead."

[skittles]

Just a minute, I'm trying to change my diaper.

[***Ice Queen***]

do you want to touch my monkey?

[Celeste]

In Narnia, call ya back later

[***Ice Queen***]

Sorry can't talk right now, I'm looking for horcruxes(sp?)

[Ciel Phantomhive]

I sang "One two Freddy's coming for you, Three four better lock the door, five six get your crusifix, seven eight stay up late, nine ten never dream again" She hung up XD