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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:06:15 GMT -5
The Gender Bender walked over to her with a completely straight face, his cape blowing in the nonexistant wind. He took the Ice Cream and looked it over. "...............THEY ARE TRADING CARDS!" he yelled.
Kona looked at The Gender Bender.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:09:33 GMT -5
"Its an ice cream!" she cried. "I don't want to lose my ice cream!" Dai was looking at them from a little while away. They were in town, and the crowd hid his face. Hidden, was a malicious smirk. Rein blinked. "I think someone's maliciously smirking at us from a place in which we cannot see."
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:10:52 GMT -5
The Gender Bender jumped supah ninja high in the air and threw the ice cream cone with such force it flew straight to Dai and smacked him in the face. "BIOTCH." he yelled.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:12:37 GMT -5
"MY ICE CREAM!" Rein cried in despair. "Why does this always happen to my food?!" Dai caught it in midair and threw it back like D< "THE GENDER BENDER."
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:14:02 GMT -5
The Gender Bender deflected it with his epic gay hair flip, sending it straight back. "TESTOSTERONE MAN!"
Kona pat pat patted Rein.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:17:18 GMT -5
Rein fell over, "HE HAD A FAMILY YOU BASTARD!" It didn't make sense. But Midori related and also pat patted Rein. It hit Dai in the face. Dai growled and wiped his mask off, because it magically appeared when Gender Bender spotted him. "You'll pay for that! Gender Bender!"
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:21:38 GMT -5
"YOUR FACE WILL .... PAY...FOR BEING...SO UGLY! YEAH, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!?" The Gender Bender did a little taunting dance in the air.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:22:45 GMT -5
He twitched, " WTF CHICK WILL PAY FOR THAT COMMENT THEREFORE SOMEHOW AFFECTING YOU THOUGH YOU BARELY KNOW HER AND I JUST STARTED TERRORIZING HER BECAUSE SHES CUTE AND HER FRIEND'S HOT." Rein twitched, "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:25:27 GMT -5
The Gender Bender laughed. "YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT, TESTOSTERONE MAN!"
The Big Bad Wolf sat there for a second then pointed to herself. "Wait, am I said friend?"
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:26:49 GMT -5
Testosterone man twitched, "YES. YOU ARE." He ran towards Rein, who could easily just run away, but she got lazy and decided to just sit down. "Testosterone man, this fight is gonna last like 3 minutes max."
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:38:00 GMT -5
The gender Bender jumped down onto Testosterone Man, pinning him to the ground. "STAY AWAY FROM THESE YOUNG LADIES! THEY'RE HIGHLY TOO SEXY FOR YOU!!"
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:41:00 GMT -5
Testosterone man pushed him off. "Gender Bender! You have no idea!" he smirked up at Rein. "I need test subjects." "I DONT WANNA BE A MAN."
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:42:20 GMT -5
The Big Bad Wolf grabbed Testosterone Man by the collar, growling in her lone wolf way. "Test subjects?"
The Gender Bender ran a hand through his hair that magically grew as he turned into his super hero form.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:45:47 GMT -5
Testosterone man chuckled and pulled out some sort of gun, pointing it at Big Bad Wolf. "Yes. You got a problem with that, chickie?" he stood up and began to laugh maniacally. Rein twitched, "...I'm going home." "HAH!" Testosterone man hit her with a ray gun. Suddenly, her hair grew short and her boobs lost their inflatableness. "I JUST SAID I DIDNT WANNA!"
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:47:39 GMT -5
Big Bad Wolf started to strangle Testosterone Man. Suddenly, Estrogen Lad popped up from the ground and took the ...Man..Ray. Yes, I will call it that.
The Gender Bender took the Man Ray. "YOU CAN NOT USE THIS ON HOT CHICKS IN FLAMBOU CITY IN MICHIGAN! NOT EVERYONE WANTS OTHER MEN'S BUTTS!"
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:51:08 GMT -5
There were two settings. 'Mannify.' And 'Wumbo.' "WHY?!" Rein cried. "IT'S ALWAYS ME!"Testosterone man ignored Gender Bender. "Heheh.."
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:53:07 GMT -5
Estrogen Lad looked at the Man Ray as The Gender Bender gave it a WTF Look. "...Wumbo?" he blinked.
"You know! Wumbo! I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo." Big Bad Wolf told them. "Wumbo! Wumo-ing! WUMBOLOGY. THE STUDY OF WUMBO! IT'S FIRST GRADE, GENDER BENDER!"
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 0:56:34 GMT -5
"JUST FIX ME!" Rein flailed. Testosterone Man chuckled softly and disappeared. He reappeared in front of Estrogen lad and took the Man Ray from him, then ran away into the crowd.
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 0:58:18 GMT -5
Big Bad Wolf chased after him. She was fast- faster than The Gender Bender.
The Gender Bender and Estrogen Lad quickly turned and watched her.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 1:00:25 GMT -5
WTF chick was just in like, despair. Midori was amused. Dai snickered and jumped up a tree, disappearing. a little note fluttered to the ground. Rein snuck a look in her pants. "WHY?!!! MY WOMANHOOD! ITS ALL GONE."
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 1:02:21 GMT -5
Kona picked up the note and looked at it.
The Gender Bender ran off, dragging along Estrogen Lad. Not much later, Torren came back nonchalantly with a churro.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 1:04:50 GMT -5
The note read "Dear Gender Bender, if you ever want WTF Girl's womanhood back, surrender her to my headquarters. Oh...and big bad wolf. she's hot." Rein was like T^T' "I hate this. He doesn't care. Why the hell is it always me!?"
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 1:06:45 GMT -5
Kona growled and went back to Torren and Rein. She pat pat patted Rein.
Torren stared at Rein.
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Post by Somebody on Dec 18, 2010 1:08:40 GMT -5
rein reached up for the note. Read it, and cried, "WHY?! T^T I guess I have to give myself up. Goodbye boy girl fairy thing...Goodbye, people I don't know. Goodbye best friend. It's been nice knowing you." Rein gives up too easily.
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Post by Celeste on Dec 18, 2010 1:09:49 GMT -5
Kona grabbed Rein's hand.
Torren face-palmed and Lauren sighed. "This is...such a fail."
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